JMH: SHIP'S LOG

Apparently, over the weekend I was involved with a top secret CIA experiment. The goal was to find out how much alcohol one human being could consume and then observe their behaviour to determine the level of insanity one can achieve before passing out. The experiment was a great success.

I had a great time playing at The Speakeasy this weekend. I probably will be playing there once a month. Thanks for coming out.

Aloha, motherf@#%ers! I am in Hawaii Kai, Honolulu.
All is well, I am just here taking a few days off and playing a bit. I am showing these people what a Carribean drunk looks like with a guitar and a mic.
Right now, I am headed up to the north shore to get some coke and some hookers and go crazy.

I was out on nine foot stake today spearfishing. I was carrying a bag with hogfish, goathead, and a big lobster.
I shot another goathead and a 6 foot shark went straight for me. I took the fish off the spear and threw it at the shark. He ignored it. Then as he was just out of arm's reach I threw my bag at him (it was zip tied to me, so I really had to pull).
That bastard took my bag! I hit him with my stick and he ignored it.
Oh well, what goes around comes around. He had it for about 15 mins b4 a 9 footer took it from him.
I hovered around them for about 30 mins waiting for my chance which never came. I lost a brand new bag, but saved a leg. All is well.

I had a great time at TBFL, or so I am told (being hammered as usual). And I am looking forward to the next show there. "Old Man Balls?!?" Where were all those crazy drunks from Ft. Lauderdale rugby?????

I am still finishing up my new cd, "The Hardest Working Man in Key West." It has all the songs from the small disc, "No Matter," it has about 20 minutes of a stand-up comedy show i did in London, and has a few acoustic songs no one has heard yet. See you in Key West, Salem Alekum motherf@#%ers !!!

Hello everybody. I am in Africa right now. So far, I have been to Mauritania, Zambia, Swaziland, Zimbabwe, and South Africa. What an amazing place!
Between the wine country and the safaris there has been little time to write music. But I have begun a couple while here.
Anyway, see you in Key West.

Hey there-- I haven't added anything new to the ships' log in a while, thought I would drop you all a line. Tonight's show was interesting as usual. We had 'Hacksaw' Jim Duggan (former WWF wrestler) in my show, as well as American Idol contestant Diana DeGarmo (sp?). I played my song, "Britney Spears" just for her. And yes, bye the way, she wants me.

ps. Happy Tax Day

Holy Moses. What a day yesterday was. I am still recovering from a looooong day and night. I definetly stayed out way too late. Thanks everyone for coming out and having a good time.

I just got back from Tampa about 20 minutes ago. I am still drunk. Thanks alot Merry Makers for having me up.

I am taking a quick trip up to Tampa in the middle of spring break to do the Merrymaker's Annual Crawfish Boil. See you there.

I just got back from Vail, CO. It was a week of snowboarding and limping. I ended up playing at Beano's Cabin- a 20 minute snow cat ride up the mountain. No major injuries to report, just blisters and hangovers.

My fourth cd, "The Hardest Working Man in Key West" is on the way. It has all the music from the single, "No Matter" and it has some new songs and some stand-up comedy I did in London.

Hey, I know the music links are not working right now. We are trying to get that up and running. Other than that, all is well down here,

JMH

My new cd, "Wish You Were Here" just came out. It was recorded live at Irish Kevin's in Key West.