JMH: SHIP'S LOG

My new cd has finally arrived. I am still planning the cd release party and will post it and email it to my list when I have firm dates!

I am headed up to Blarney Island the weekend after this coming to play KEY WEST FEST 2010 (June 18th & 19th). Looing forward to another trip to that awesome island, and sitting in with some great bluesmen in the city.

ShMFs,

JMH

Had a great time playing the Crawfish Boil in South Tampa this past saturday. Thanks for having me up and thanks to everyone who came out!

i just wanted to take a minute to thank the ladies and gentlemen from the UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES for their kind words, appreciation, and the coins they gave me tonight. it really means alot to me and i wanted to acknowledge you all. DTOM!!! you guys are awesome.

Playing the annual Crawfish Boil. My shows starts about 9p. See u saturday!!!

What a great trip with the boys out in Wyoming. Snowboarding all day and in THE MANGY MOOSE every night. Even tho it was -20 degrees (WTF?!), it was a blast!

having a great time snowboarding in breck. yesterday it was 03 degrees. far cry from key west!

That was a fun week on the island of Oahu. Stand up paddleboard surfing from dawn til noon. Then hiking and cliff diving til dark. I even managed to squeeze in a little "work"- if you can call my job that- too!

wow. yesterday i rode waves at zippy beach. 12' paddle surfed, 6'3", and 8', a bunch of waves. beautiful. at one point while on the 12' i had to go from regular to switch to plant the paddle to avoid a huuge rock that came out of the water when the wave pulled the water off.

today, i caught a 55lb ahi tuna. beautiful fish. great fight. i also saw that beach and temple of apollo from the movie TROY. i was tempted to invade, but Achilles was already dead- so i didn't see the point.

hmm. breakfast in ecuador. lunch in panama. dinner in mexico. what a looooong day!

drove a borrowed VW bus to montectristi today. it was like sailing with no rudder. crazy! montecristi is where all the real "panama hats" are made. cool place. we got stopped by the police on the sidewalk and asked for our passports. i think that when i commandeered the megaphone mounted on a fruit vendor's truck it didn't help to keep us inconspicuous.
then onto the fish market in manta. very cool. every type of seafood u could imagine. hombres with machetes that were used to cut the fish and shoo flies added to the fun!
that night, the bonfire was AWESOME. one of the best days ever.

had a great time on santa marianata beach @ the kitehouse. great sing alongs and cerveza. tho, when i did that jump and busted my pulley on the kite i got stalked by a sea lion that scared the shit outa me. almost was able to touch his huge ass head.

Hey gang. Prolly gonna piss off alot of people with this, but oh well-- listen to what this guy has to say whether ur a DEM, REP, or whatever. It's worth a minute of your time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYscnFpEyA
alot of our "representatives" need a good TEABAGGING anyway

Hey guys. I just got "home" after a FANTASTIC show at Blarney Island. About to sack out and I seem to have misplaced the young lady I met 20 minutes ago.

I'll see u in ur dreams-- I'll be the insane clown hovering over ur bed with a knife.

I hope to see everybody this week at Tarpon Bend Fort Lauderdale on Weds and Thursday. Come see the new and improved JMH!

I broke my foot (I thought my ankle too, but it was just banged up) in three places last friday. Some fucking joker- who i assume was you, DJ, grabbed it when i wasn't looking. Hurt like hell. Now, my foot is black. But the ankle is fine. WOLVERINE SHALL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!! ps. I'm officiallly single as of yesterday. So, ladies, I expect lots of emails . . .

My new "she wants me" shirts ($20) have arrived. They are made out of that super comfortable "ed hardy" type material. Also, the bracelets (cock rings) that say "WWJMHD" ($3-- no profit, those things are expensive!) have arrived also. Check out the "Dry Goods" page.

Hey guys, what a great week. I was able to kitesurf and ride waves in the same week! Also created a new item. It is a black wristband labeled "WWJMHD (what would JMH do?)". Also, the new "She wants me" shirts are made out of those super comfortable "ed hardy" type material. Bring your own BEDAZZLER.

A bunch of us went surfing during hurricane fay down at louie's backyard. I rode my fish and caught some beautiful waves. There were a couple guys from the weather channel filming from the shore. What a great way to enjoy a rainy day.

Hey guys. I am sitting on the beach right now in Cannes on the french riviera. I started my trip in the alps and have driven all over this country, thru Switzerland and Monaco too. Everyone I have met has been incredibly friendly and helpful. I even learned to speak french by accident. I am headed back to Key West on monday. See you then!

Just rolled in off the water. This is a great time of year, cuz there's still enough activity to cause some small swells or wind, but the water is really warm. It was a windy day out on Kite Island. At one point my front binding came off the board when I was about a mile and a half out. So I slipped my front toes thru a small handle in the middle of the board and rode it at about a forty five degree angle sticking out of the water just using the back half of the board. Crazy. Had some wild air on the gusts too. Wonderful day.

What a beautiful day. My crew and I went out to Cottrell Key and SUP surfed glassy thigh high waves. I saw a five foot tarpon swim under me as I was riding one back to the boat. What a life.

My Mojito Joe tshirts have finally come in!!! Be the most awesome person in your neighborhood. Buy a Mojo shirt and when they ask where you got it, slap them in the face, say, "You need Jesus, MotherFucker!" And then stare at them til they walk off.

If anyone has contacts in some installation in Antartica, I would love to shoot down there next year and play a show. So then I will have hit 7 out of 7 continents. Please drop me a line if you know anyone.

Hey everybody!!! The doctor cleared me to do shows again. My return is scheduled for Friday, October 12th 3-7pm. It is my first show in 5 months. If you guys are anywhere near the area, your support would be greatly appreciated.