JMH: GUESTBOOK

Kathy

October 5, 2007

I'm SOOO Excited to hear your are ok! A few of us will be in KW Oct 13-20th and we will probably be at all of your shows! Can't wait to see you...5 years in a row and we were worried this would be the first time w/out our fav singer! See you in 8 days! Can't wait to buy you a drink!

Kathy

September 28, 2007

Hey Honey! I called Irish Kevin's last week and they said you would be back in Oct! I hope so! It wouldn't be the same without you! Hope all is well!

Steve

September 26, 2007

Irish Kevin's wasn't the same without you hope to catch you the next time I come down.....did you hit any good bars when you were up in Boston???

Kgun

September 24, 2007

JMH, Moving to Colorado this week..do you have a Vail/Aspen trip scheduled for this year? If not see ya on annual bike trip to the Keys in January

Kelly Dixon

September 8, 2007

Boy did we sure miss your presence at Irish Kevin's over Labor Day weekend....

Dennis Striker

August 31, 2007

Dude, you're still fuckin hilarious. Good luck with those vocal chords. See you at Christmas time. Hope you're better by then.

Mindi

August 29, 2007

Are you feeling better? Are you back to singing at Irish Kevins. Your lobster trip sounded like a lot of fun. You haven't checked your myspace lately?

jessica

August 22, 2007

hey me & my husband are coming back to key west in oct, will u be there??????

Ryan

July 31, 2007

Hey bro, I hope you are recovering nicely. I am hoping to come down next Spring and Irish Kevins wouldnt be the same without you.

Tyler Brown

July 24, 2007

heyy, i came down to key west last summer and went to irish kevins and sure enough thats when i saw u preform for the first time...u were jokes man....im comming down late august will u be preforming then, cause my buddies want to see you live.

adam heath maynor

July 22, 2007

great music great fun..hope you are still at irish kevins for my fun..hope your making big money for your fun..haha..thanks man..

Erika & John Breen

July 13, 2007

missed you in may at kevins. how was hawaii? sorry for the vocal trouble. hope you're doing well!!
Take care! hope to see ya soon!! Peace

christi

July 1, 2007

any sort of projected date of when you'll be performing consistently again? hope you're recovering well:)

sonny

June 27, 2007

i just read you are having trouble with your voice. you are the greatest entertainer i have ever seen live. hope you get better bro!

De

June 5, 2007

Coming down this weekend June 8th and 9th, you back on stage yet??

Steven

June 3, 2007

Coming down in August with some friends hope to catch your show at least once....when can we get the new cd???

mindi

May 30, 2007

Ok. I have to make one more comment. I have to tell you. When I first went to Key West it was in 1999. It is funny how you put that, Back when JMH was skinny. Because I just looked through all your pics and thought to myself. WOW how times changed, for me also. I need to put pics on my myspace that state when Mindi was skinny...:):) Anyway all your pics are awesome. It's great to see your updated website.

Mindi

May 30, 2007

WOW!! I haven't looked at your website for like 4 years. How times have changed. Great Website. I can't wait to come back to Key West. I am not for sure why it has taken us so long to get back there, it is such a great place! Looks like everything is going great for you. I asked to be added to your myspace. That is what brought me to look at your website.

knobbies wifey

May 19, 2007

mojito joe you are the f-ing man, you made our trip to key west even better. Can't wait to come back....checkmate!!

Kristy

May 18, 2007

You can totally have my mouth around your cock at any time. DOMINO!

Knobbie

May 18, 2007

Show me your MotherFucking Tities. I love that line, you are the man Mohito Joe.

Catherine

May 16, 2007

Mojito Joe! You fuckin rocked! DOMINO! :0)

Jody

May 5, 2007

Hi Jared..I'm happy to see you've updated your website. I love the new pictures. You look so damn happy all the time..LOL
Looking forward to seeing you in Antioch next month!!
Luv ya..

May 4, 2007

YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeremy Chucko

May 3, 2007

Have seen you every year since you started. Live in Tampa. Friends with Katie Cook, who you went to UF with. Keep going my friend.

April 11, 2007

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Ryan

March 27, 2007

You better be working on April 28th (saturday). I'm getting married down there. Looking forward to your show!

Patric

March 25, 2007

Me & my girl caught your show at Irish Kev's back in 01.
She's long gone by now but thankfully your still around because I'm heading back down there this summer .....with a new, better, hotter girl this time. See you soon.
Patric in Detroit

Old Man River

March 20, 2007

March 20, 2007
Just returned from our 9th year at Irish Kevins for St. Paddy Day and want you to know all had another great time. See you next year. Good Luck.

Claiborne W. Moulton

March 7, 2007

The boys from Sarasota County Fire Dept just stopping by to say hello. I am heading to Key West this Friday 3/9/07. See you at Irish Kevins.

Todd

March 1, 2007

When’s the next show at Tarpon Bend in Fort Lauderdale?

ryan

February 24, 2007

I've seen you a bunch of times. Getting married on April 28th in KW. YOU BETTER BE PLAYING THAT NIGHT. I NEED YOU. Oh, GOD, I NEED YOU.

Jeretyp

February 21, 2007

Excellent job, man. Bookmark!
I'm John, new here!
See you later, thanks

Dan

February 17, 2007

We pulled into Key West back in '98 on a Coast Guard Cutter and quickly found ourselves in Irish Kevins! Thank goodness I bought your CD because after all these years it's still the favorite one I own! Thanks for the tunes!

hal & jackie

January 28, 2007

thanks for being part of our anniversary weekend! You are the reason we make Irish Kevin's part of every trip to Key West!!
Peace.
Hal (the man in the black hat) & jackie (the redhead)

Matt

January 27, 2007

Hey man, I've seen you twice down at Irish Kevins. July of 06 and January of 07, I believe it was the 19th. I remember that latter vividly...you took some guys cell phone, called his mother, and told her you were hanging out with her son in the huge gay bar you own down in Key West.

Good times. Maybe I'll catch ya when you stop by at Blarney Island (God Damn it gets cold up here in the winter).

You're certainly one of the funniest people I've heard in awhile keep it up.

NatachAX

January 19, 2007

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christi

January 18, 2007

JMH...always remember teachers are crazy...never underestimate what a drunk one will do for ya on or off stage:) Good show, see ya in a couple weeks again. Peace! Hooray for the Kung Fu kick!
*wink wink*

Kevin Wilson

January 14, 2007

Jared:

Hey buddy. So, it's been 15 years since I began my journey with Jesus--and we began that journey together. Do you remember? I'd love to hear what your faith-journey is like these days. After three years, since our ten year reunion from MD, I finally read your lyrics on one of your CD's! I'm sorry it took me so long! Please let me know if it would bless you to chat sometime. I'd really like to catch up and share stories. Kevin

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January 11, 2007

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January 1, 2007

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kfehrenbacher

December 29, 2006

"I Am Not Afraid"???

Shouldn't that be "I'm Not Scared of You"?

Ryan

November 24, 2006

The best show in the keys. It's not even close.

Jody

November 22, 2006

Jared, Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving! Eat Plenty, spend with loved ones, and most importantly, STAY SAFE!!
Looking forward to my next trip to KW to see your show. You and your show have made a lasting impression on me. You'll forever be in my heart.
Take care

Ryan

November 11, 2006

Jared-

You're the best! I've never heard anyone like you before.

Randy Woodson

November 8, 2006

My wife and I just got back from our first trip to Key West, the weather was cloudy and windy, never got in the water the whole time. We had dinner one night at A&B's and we were headed back to the condo sort of bummed about the weather and such, when we heard JMH(who couldn't) coming from inside Irish Kevin's...we couldn't help but stand and listen for a minute...we soon realized we would be better off inside blending in than out on the street with a target on our chests. To make a long story short, 4-5 hours and many shots later(and a few hysterical comments about my wife, "she wants me.") We were hooked! We had a blast and came back the next night hoping to see you again. Thanks for making a shitty weathered weekend worth the trip from Virginia. We'd make the trip, just to here you screw with people, all over again. Keep up the good work! Shalom Mother Fu@#er!!!!

mike mayer

November 5, 2006

hey jared, how's key west? i'm in lousiana at the moment. i may be back down there around thaksgiving. anyway, i got some decent pics from the blarney island show if you're interested i'll email them to you. take it easy. mike

Dru Kniskern

October 30, 2006

Phi Alpha brother! I have met many people that know you(Darrel Boyd)and other friends that i have sent to Irish Kevin's to see you. I am happy to see that you are doing so well doing something you love. I wish you continued success and please keep in touch as I am planning a trip to your part of the world.

Ryan

October 26, 2006

Jared-

My crew of friends and family make a yearly trip (or 2) to Key West to see your ass at Irish Kevin's. Anything to get out of Orlando! Anyhow, we talk about your shows all the way down there. Keep kicking ass man! You're the best.

Jordan

October 26, 2006

Hey JMH! Ever thought of doing a show in San Diego?? You rock! was down there with my unit for a 2 week detachment and you, N.Y.P, and Irish Kevin's made our trip. May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead! CHEERS!

Jessie and Emily

October 26, 2006

J-rod, wuz up. Give me a call if you get a chance. My number is on your voicemail, I finally figured it out after hitting 222222222. Hope you and Tanya are doing good. TTYL buddy.

Jody

October 22, 2006

Hey Jared.....The first time in Key West was this past weekend..(Oct.18-Oct.22 06) My sister, mother and friend dropped by Irish Kevins and we stayed to watch your show. I made them come back on Sat. night where you so kindly took a picture with me. I Had the BEST time of my life!!! You are now my new fantasy man...HA HA...had dreams of you as my sex slave...LOL...YEP I WANT YA!! HA HA..Your great, look forward to more trips to Key West in the future...Your newest FAN.
Jody

Nikola

October 16, 2006

irish kevins was deffinatly our Favorite hotspot for my sister amandas bachlorette party! We all can't wait to see u at the speakeasy in siesta key!...but first we are all going to church.. bc we need jesus muthafer!

Team Chuck

October 15, 2006

Just got home from Key West. My wife and I saw your show Friday 13th with another couple. We cannot remember the last time we had such a great time in any bar! You are awsome. Shalom MFer Shalom.

Cheers.

Rich Nina Kylen and Tom

Jenni

October 9, 2006

just saw your show at Irish Kevin's on Friday night and we fell in LOVE wit you so I guess I should had gotten one of those " I want him" shirts LOL. You were a blast and I hope you are still in Key west when we come back in May.

Ricardo

October 8, 2006

When are you coming to Puerto Rico?

Tonya

October 3, 2006

My friends and I were at the live taping in July! This was my second time spending my vacation adoring Jared! Thankfully my Best friend named "Jesus" by Jared bought Jareds shirt off his back and gave it to me! I wear it to bed every night..and have sweet dreams of Jared!

ray alvarez holbrook ny

September 8, 2006

by ray i mean ray alvarez

Ray from L.I.N.Y

September 8, 2006

The following post from Vicki is untrue she in fact is just a fan and i am the one one who loves JMH WILL YOU MARRY ME JMH

VICKI URBELIS L.I. N.Y.

September 8, 2006

I am totally in love with JMH and his fantastic music. I still have a clump of his hair and I sleep with it everynight. WILL YOU MARRY ME JMH?????

n.y. P

August 31, 2006

hey bro, that was a great day and awesome lobster/stovetop (instead of potatoes) dinner - thanks again buddy...let's do it again soon (maybe some poker next time)

PAUL & PATTIE ALIAS MULLET HA HA !!!!

August 27, 2006

ME AND MY FRIENDS LAUGHED MORE THAN WE HAVE IN A LONG TIME. YOU REALLY MADE OUR SHORT STAY A REAL BLAST .SORRY ABOUT THE LAST MINUTE SCUFFLEWITH THOSE TWO ASSES.AGAIN THANKS......OH MY WIE SAID TO SAY HI, AND SHE WANTS YOU DAMMIT !!!! HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN .....PEACE

Drunk Chicks from WPB

August 15, 2006

keep your head shaved and the goat tee............we all wanted you!

Matt Sellick

August 14, 2006

You were amazing. Was down there August 10-13 with 10 college buddies. Spent just about every day and night at Irish Kevins. I live in Fort Myers, you going to play around here anytime soon. You were awesome.

Butch & Drema Seal

August 14, 2006

You made us ROLL again,
mutha f#*+%r !!!!
Key West 8/10/06.
Thanks.

dana fencil

August 3, 2006

my girlfriend and I just saw your show againon the 29th. Took the boat down from FT. Myers...as always you give a helluva show. You said you were going to be playing in Ft Myers sometime soon, do you have the dates and name of the bar, want ot come down from sarasota to see you....and oh by the way, my girlfriend, she wants you......shalom MF......
dana

Steveo

July 27, 2006

Even after all these years I still laugh my ass off every time I see the show. Dan the short, tapdancing leprechaun says that its because I was bombed. I think he's just jealous because I can see over the bar. I can't understand why he gets so angry. If I had tits in my face all the time I think I could handle it...or at least shake my head vigorously from side to side.

Can't wait to get back down to see your circus.

Sherry

July 26, 2006

We saw your show back in October and looked forward to seeing it again this trip. My husband and I were there 7/27-7/30 and saw your show every night. We had the BEST time. You signed my shirt - "I feel a sin coming on". Can't wait to come back to Key West and see your show again. Would love to see your show somewhere else in our travels. I love your subtle shit. I asked my husband for a donkey punch just the other night!!!

Barbara & Al

July 16, 2006

JMH---
We were in Key West this past long weekend 7/12-7/16 and we saw your performance our last day in town. You were the most fun we had all weekend. We laughed our asses off. Keep up the great work and we can't wait to visit Key West again to catch another awesome performance!!

Go Gators!
Al & Barbara

JJS

July 12, 2006

As long as I can video tape, that shit is cool!!

Mark and Marilin

July 9, 2006

Great show July 7 (Fiesta de San Fermin!!!)! I was glad to trade my red and white OSU Buckeye jersey for the JMH 13 shirt, but wish the rest of the crowd would have gotten into it just as much. You certainly did your part with another awesome show. The Irish toasts were flowing that night, but smashing all those pint glasses into your forehead was freaking us out. Can't wait for the chance to buy Live and Incoherent and see you again at Fantasy Fest. Good night and joy be with you all... Cheers!

Debbie & Keith

July 6, 2006

Waited all day to catch your show on Wednesday 7/5 and as usual, you did not disappoint. Noticed you were not drinking as you normally do but not to worry, you were as usual point on. I kept telling my husband we needed to move closer to the bathrooms. We both made about 5 passes to the restroom before I was stopped!!! It's quite funny how we both try to time the bathroom trips as to not get caught! I know we're not alone. You rock! YOU are our time honored Key West Tradition!

Tom & Sherry Corsi

July 6, 2006

Came into the bar July 1st & saw your show for the first time(Nice Orange Crushed Velvet Outfit)Had a GREAT FUCKING TIME cant wait till you come around the St. Pete Tampa area......... "She Wants Me"!!!!!!!!!!!
Later Dude

Lisa

July 5, 2006

Ran into the bar to get out of the rain on June 30th. Came back every night after that to catch your show (missed you the last one). Next time, I'll bring a crew for you to work over. We had a blast!!

Chuck

July 4, 2006

I caught your show saturday in Key West. I laughed till I cried. Great show!!!! She Wants Me

Chuck

July 4, 2006

How can I get the 3 cd's. I tried to use your merchandise page and it would not got to the contact address

Clark

June 15, 2006

I was at the Ft Lauderdale show last night. Apparently I resembled David Hasselhoff. Great show as always.

dana fencil

June 14, 2006

My girlfriend and I saw you about a year ago in Key West. We just moved to Sarasota area and are looking forward to catching you at the speakeasy on Siesta Key. Dude you are one funny mother.....Whats the cost to perform at our wedding
reception? Of course there will be Guiness....peace

Big Sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 31, 2006

Yo! JMH really dig the shows, Goodtimes! almost better than shotting craps in Vegas. Smith & Wellinski's Good dinner, beware of the public pee-er. you need jesus MF

tim

May 28, 2006

long time bro'!!! hope you're doin' well...somehow i don't think this will be an issue w/ you;)
peace

Monica

May 25, 2006

Jared! So glad to see some things don't change and some people do stay beautiful! :-) Best of luck and hope to see your show soon!

ChrisU

May 19, 2006

We've seen your show twice. It's even better the second time. You're hilarious. I'm from South Tampa "No Shit!"

See you in July!

Cooter B from NC

May 2, 2006

Was down in KW on a Military run with the AF and asked the locals where the best Irish Pub was. They sent us to Kevin's. We made that place our home for 2 nights enjoying your shows, 04/28/06 and 04/29/06. Thanks for being the cause of the best hangover I've ever had. I was born in Dublin Ireland and was taught at an early age "When someone makes a toast, DRINK GUINESS!!" Thanks and Cheers!

Brian Aubrey

May 1, 2006

My pals and I saw you at Kevin's Irish Pub in Key West Saturday night (04/29/06) and I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard...what a blast! I was very impressed with your beer chugging of Guiness and the slamming of my "Fat fucking redneck friend with the mullet!!!" This was the first time I had been to Key West and your act will certainly make it a memorable one! Thanks fucker!

Brooklyn Kate

May 1, 2006

Saw your show at Irish Kevin's during the conch republic festival. You are absoluetly hilarious. When are you playing in New York????

cass

April 30, 2006

Love all the guys at Irish Kevin's - great hilarious shows. Really made our vacation great - ended up there every night for either you or LeeRoy!

Ricardo

April 16, 2006

Hootie's friend here, saw youre show while Little Billy was passing out, laughed my ass off, thank you

mike

April 5, 2006

Great show man. You made our vacation!!

Gregory Makin

March 14, 2006

We saw your show in Siesta Key while working at the Speakeasy, everyone had a blast even the minister that we were sitting next to.We are getting married this weekend and we need a good Irish toast if you have the time could you email us the one that is in your show. Cheers and Happy St. Patties, Greg and cat

Mary Holloway

March 8, 2006

I first saw Jared in September 1998. I took my sister to Key West for her graduation present. My friend also came along and we ended up at Irish Kevin's every night because Jared's show was so good. I've been back to Key West about 5 times since then and every night I end up at Irish Kevin's. I'm going back to Key West in April and am looking forward to join in the fun at Irish Kevin's.

Thanks for all the fun.

Sherri

February 20, 2006

We've been going to The Keys for several years, OMG your so fricken funny!! Loved your show seen you in Feb 2006..You ROCK!!!

KGun

February 9, 2006

JMH, Thanks for letting me do the "parting glas" toast last night! Bet you did not think I knew the words..and I beat you chugging the Irish juice...Thanks for singing "Heroes" as well..You rock the house dude!

Irish Kevin (NY)

Dave

February 3, 2006

Saw you at a packed Irish Kevin's with 8 other friends and all had an awesome time. All of us plus others that we told must see you are going to see you on Siesta Key tonight Feb. 3rd. Cheers

SKeeter Thompson

January 25, 2006

JMH I SAW YOU AT IRISH KEVINS IN KEY WEST BACK IN APRIL ALL I CAN SAY IS YOU MADE THE TRIP TWO WEEKS IN PARADISE MAN EVERY F?:"#@ NIGHT MAN WE CAME TO SEE YA AND GOT LOUD AS HELL CAUSE HEY 12 DRUNK NAVY GUYS CAN MAKE SOME NOISE WE TRIED TO SEND YOU SOME PATCHES AND HATS AND SHIT FROM THE SQUADRON FOR JUST BEING A BAD ASS LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WILL BE BACK AT IK'S WE WILL BE BACK IN LATE APRIL TO MID MAY YOU ROCK BROTHER TAKE CARE AND GOD BLESS

SKEETER
VX-9 US NAVY
CHINA LAKE CALIFORNIA

marie dejesus

January 21, 2006

YOu are my love god. I love men who can spear fish and pound guiness. I love your man belly. Your baby should be mine!!!--I love the dos...........zwei

Matt

January 11, 2006

DUDE! Saw the show the week before christmas down in Key West at Irish Kevins. Just wanted to say I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. You kept us there till our underage friend was told to leave. One quick question do any of your CD's have any of the Irish Drinking Songs on them?

Kgun

January 9, 2006

Jared, Saw the show on Friday night and Saturday this past weekend wow...bought the CD from ya..loved it..see ya in a few weeks at IK's

Irish Kevin (NY)

julie

January 8, 2006

Saw you the last couple of nights before we came back to the UK. Thanks for the entertainment and for attempting the Black Velvet Band! Also appreciate you thrusting your bits at me for the sake of a few dollars!
If I can help if you're around the Manchester area in the UK or the Donegal/Sligo area in Eire then send a return email! I know a few good places to stay/drink (if you don't know them already)
wishing you all the best for the future.
Julie xx

Melissa

December 25, 2005

Saw you at Tarpon Bend on Thursday 12/22. We were the table front and center who were who the lil elves(guys in green and red fleeces)later in the night. As always you rock! Hope you had a great holiday!