May 15, 2013
I perform as the Funny Fit Guy and would love to work with in key west on a few shows....I have warmed up three headliners in Las Vegas and have worked the cruise industry as a corporate entertainer!
January 18, 2013
should would like to book you for a kansas city show need more info
January 13, 2013
Jared you hard core mother fucker, I absolutely loved your show keep up the good work and I can't wait till next time. Add me to your email list please.
NOT the Yachtsman or Fabio
November 24, 2012
KW this week and visited only one place twice---because you were onstage~Thanks for the awesome entertainment drinking that "beer that shall not be named" =)
Let us know if you ever make it to the Atlanta GA area and add us to your email list please!!
November 24, 2012
Great Show, good within the crowd... Keep it real dog
October 3, 2012
Team Awesome member in Waikiki!! Love the shows. You rock bro
Turned on Bitch
August 27, 2012
You are the sexiest thing in the Keys baby. My husband hated you and I loved you.
August 7, 2012
Saw you at Irish Kevin's this weekend and you rock!
July 26, 2012
Had the pleasure of being entertained by you at Irish Kevin's in Key West the week of July 16th. You were fantastic, very funny and not to mention hot as hell! That was my first trip to Key West and I definitely want to go back! It is an awesome place! Take care!
Girl With Nice Ass Titties in Key West
June 19, 2012
Awesome show this weekend in Key West! Update your calendar and I will pack the car with hot girls and come to a show!
Holly from San Diego
June 10, 2012
Saw you at Irish K this past Wed. You were awesome...the count chocula remark killed us!! Best entertainment in Key West!
June 2, 2012
Saw you in Key West. Awesome that you support the Military, especially those "Navy" guys! Your show rocked. Cant thank you enough!
March 29, 2012
BEST KEVINS HAS
March 29, 2012
BEST KEVINS HAS
March 16, 2012
Was in Key west just this past weekend. When and where are you going to be in South Tampa?
March 1, 2012
Saw you play last night (Feb 29, 2012) at Irish Kevin's... You were great and hilarious!! Definitely coming back to Key West next year to see ya play! Hey you could even come up to Canada and play sometime!
Chris from WV
March 1, 2012
Trying to buy a digital version of Shalom Mother F-c43r. Help us out!
February 10, 2012
How do you buy a CD?? Just saw you at the club and had soooo much fun!!! should havebought your cd there!
November 16, 2011
Hey bud thanks for all the cds, they are all bad as fuck! Shoot me your address and Il send you some Cool Harley stuff if your still riding.
Travis, Shawn & Model Joe
March 11, 2011
Boy Band is BAAAAAACK....March 16, 2011 - March 20, 2011....Get out your pitch pipe!!!!
Pat from Naples
January 5, 2011
Hey, are you still playing at Irish Kevin"s? We're thinking of coming down at the end of February and wanted to catch one of your shows
January 5, 2011
Do you remember me? Back in 2000 to 2001 we used to hammer down Guinness beers all night at Kevin's with the rest of the Coast Guard guys. We are coming back down this May and I was checking to see if you will be in town. Let me know.
November 21, 2010
Hey jms had a ball last night we were the red neck that was texing during your show ..great show best we have seen in a while ...
October 19, 2010
My husband and I were just down for our anniversary. Poured like hell on Thurs 10/14, didn't care you were awesome!!!!
October 2, 2010
Just witnessed JMH for the first time @ Irish Kevin's in Key West... Instant fan! Keep up the fabulous work mi amigo! Shalom mother fucker!
August 26, 2010
Glad you can party with doc awesome and catch the waves on the other side of the world. Looking forward to the stories with cigars when you get back.
God bless you brother!
August 21, 2010
Wow Jared, Going to Asia!! Have a fabulous time. What an awesome gig this has to be for you. Wishing you the best. Stay safe!
August 16, 2010
Jarred, good seeing you again. Was there aug 15 and new song "Dont end up like me" Is your best yet. I have the video for you. Let me know where you want it downloaded. Drop me a line, also have some connections that may be helpfull for new album.
August 9, 2010
Yo I just caught you at Irish Kevins 8/5/10 and 8/6/10. Man You were aewsome. I read your plaque on the wall that said you were inspired by Jimmy Buffett. Ive been listening to JB for 6 years now and his music has changed my life ford the better. I have all his cd's from Down to Earth- Buffett Hotel. I got all of your cd's saturday night and listened to the all on the ride back to cocoa. Aewsome stuff the "the captain" is my fav. Cant wait to see you again when I come back.
August 6, 2010
We were in Key West about a year ago, and saw you play in Irish Kevin's. That Trip was the first "I Love you," for us, and a year later, we are noe engaged and planning our weddng (april 2011). I come from a very large Irish family, and there was a toast you did a few times that reminded me of a toast that one of my uncle's used to say. If I have your permission, I would love to work that toast into our reception some how, but I can't remember all of the words. Is there any way you can send it to me? It was something like "at it has fallen to my lot, that I shall rise and you shall not...can't remember the rest.
Thank you so much :)
July 31, 2010
enjoyed playing the gig please send me cd or video of the event if they are produced
Ashli & Don
July 27, 2010
Just got back yesterday from a great trip in Key West. There is no where else we wanted to be on Friday and Saturday night from 7-11 other than Irish Kevins to watch you perform!! It NEVER gets old and you are seriously one of the best performers we've seen. You have people laughing and having a good time for 4 hours straight and that's the BEST gift you can give :) THANKS! We'll definitely be back to see you again!! :)
July 25, 2010
Jared, My wife and I saw you again this past weekend (July 22nd & 23rd) when we were vacationing in Key West to celebrate our anniversary/ me getting out of the military. We saw for the first time at 'Irish Kevan's' when we were on a cruise in December, 2007 after getting back frim my 1st tour in Iraq. We had a blast both times and wish you the best of luck on your endeavors; sorry we'll be out of Key West for your album release party.
July 24, 2010
Just got back from a girls trip, watched your show for the first time, then came back for 3 more nights!
You are great! Set a date a bring the show to Orlando!
July 24, 2010
I'm at irish kevins right now listening to you, u are awesome!
July 23, 2010
Do you still sell t-shirts?
July 13, 2010
Hey now, are you doing any shows in Ft. lauderdale or Sarasota?
June 24, 2010
I really enjoy reading your "thought" part of your site. I wish I would've gotten out to see you in Chicago, but Blarney's didn't send out the info and your email came too late. Maybe next year. You ROCK Jared....Never change.
June 7, 2010
We saw you this past week at Irish Kevins. You are a RIOT!!! I did not realize that you were born in Evansville. I live in Jasper, Indiana. Thanks again for all of the awesome entertainment last week!!
June 6, 2010
I need a key west fix and several JMH Shows. hope to see you soon
April 30, 2010
Caught your show a couple of nights a week ago and it was great! Just bought your ablums off LaLa. Wish you have more out there. Can't decide if you're Buffet style or Irish or what. Maybe a little of both. You've got a great Irish folk sound when you want to use it! Had a great time in Key West and you were a big part of it. Catch you next time.
April 7, 2010
Caught your show again this past weekend at Irish Kevins-as usual I laugh so hard I nearly pee my pants. See ya soon!
April 6, 2010
Saw JMH while visiting Key West with the wife. He is a sick fucker. How can one man drink that much, play music, bust balls, and just be a great time? I told all who would listen to go see JMH!
April 4, 2010
Happy Easter Jared. Love the new picture!! You wear your tats very well!!
Erica (Ritter) Rossano
March 26, 2010
Saw you last night and tonight. You. Are. Amazing! Thanks for signing my shirt and for the ugly mug pic. Still love you though. Check YouTube soon for the first ever Zen Master video! Yeah you were right, I want you.
February 16, 2010
Went into Kevin's with 10 of my MI girlfriends last week. Saw this good looking man on stage with a terrific voice, quick wit, and warm smile, and I was throughly entertained. Now when I think of Key West, I'll think of JMH and I'll smile.
P.S. Hope the foot is better.
January 31, 2010
See you March 17, 2010 to the 21st. Looking forward to it. Take care!
January 27, 2010
Saw you at Key West last Tuesday, it was my first time there at Key West, I loveddddd your show, you made me laugh real hard, a true comic. thanks for the cheers and laughs! ;) I wish I'd stayed at the bar longer, too bad we left with some losers.
I loved ur show, hope u come to LA sometime!
January 19, 2010
Do you ever have shows in Tampa??
December 29, 2009
Saw your show Christmas night...so good we had to come back the next day. Best Performer EVER!
P.S. I was one of the guys who gave you the "I support Sluts" magnet. Thanks for the Beer!! shalom mutherfucker
November 25, 2009
Hey sailed down for fantasyfest from cape coral fl, your show is awesome. Will be back down soon, take care.
October 25, 2009
JHM. Shalom MF!
Are you playing anytime during FF?
October 22, 2009
Favorite entertainer in the Keys! Question, will 'Welcome to the Island' ever be available for purchase? Love it!
October 1, 2009
J, we're coming down for Fantasy Fest again and we wanted to know if we could expect to see you at IK's. Drop a line and let us know if you'll be working that weekend.
September 5, 2009
Hey man- saw you back in '05 with 10 buds on spring break. best time of the trip. just got back from a trip with my girlfriend and thought it was even funnier second time around. She LOVED IT! Thanks so much for the great times and laughs man. Keep up the great work.
August 17, 2009
You're fucking awesome...i'm just sayin
August 14, 2009
Loved you in Key West last week - I hope you enjoyed your Jamy shot.
August 3, 2009
Love your new clean shaven face! Your lookin good Jared. Take care.
July 30, 2009
Brought my sister to Key West July 17-19 and was at Kevins every day.. and night to see you. You were fantastic.. and the pictures will be downloaded soon!! When are you coming back to Boston?!!
July 23, 2009
JMH Met you in Boston at the Black Rose, My local bar for the past 31 yrs. Hope you had a good trip to Boston, I'll be back in Key West October gonna look up Kevin Gibson when I get there.
July 23, 2009
You are awesome!!! I love your original music and how alot of the crowd knows ur songs-- heard your music/interview on Sirius Radio and want to know when your next album is available on itunes. Keep it up!!!
Ian from Manchester
July 16, 2009
Dude, coming to Key West for the first time in 4 years next month, just to see your good self. Somehow, last time I saw you, the wife got pregnant, coincedence?
July 10, 2009
Jared, What up brother.. I like the ink... My buddy brought me back your CD.. I new you were gifted.. Great songs man.. You have done us proud brother.. Keep living the dream.. I hope to catch up with you one of these days.. Tell Judd I said hello... Crazy man but I have 2 little girls... Life moves fast man... Can't wait to drop in...
Oh and track 2 on Wish You Were Here made me laugh my ass off... Thanks for the shout out... Yes I did freak out... Keep in touch
June 24, 2009
We made our annual trip to Key West this June and of course our 1st stop was Irish Kevins to see JMH. I asked you to sing "The Capain" it had been awhile since you had sang it so you said you needed to listen to it.... We came back the next night and I was so thrilled...You remembered that I wanted to hear it and you started singing it! The only thing that I noticed that has changed since I saw you last is: you are now single and awesome tats (I get one each time I come to KW) You are the reason we come to KW each and every year! Thanks for the GREAT times and GREAT memories!!
June 17, 2009
Thanks for an awesome night Fri. June 12! You made our Chick-cation so much fun. Keep in touch!
KK ~ XOXO
June 13, 2009
Love the new picture on your site. I wish you had a new C.D out. Any idea yet when?? I think you've found the new cover with your recent pictures....women will eat that up!! LOL
May 24, 2009
Jared, I promised you I would put your video of you at Irish Kevin's on YouTube and I am working on it as I type. I see other people have promised you they would do it but I will be the first and the best, I hope. I've got the "Ninja Trick" and "Sweet Home Alabama." Of course I also recorded your famous salute..."Oh all the money that 'er I spent, I spent it in good company..." So hopefully it all works out and my video finally uploads. I will be back in Key West in March 2010 so when I come see you again at Kevin's you will have to remember me as the girl who finally put you on YouTube. My account name on YouTube is "lovemypuggle" and my name is Madeleine Kolbe so you can find it on Facebook as well. Thanks for the great show, we had fun escaping the cold weather in Wisconsin!
May 8, 2009
JMH, or should I say Wolverine mutha fucka! Domino! Hey man I met you back in April, April 19th I think, I was hanging out with Frodo Bagins the night you busted up your ankle. My buddies and I were at your show Friday and Saturday night. I actually recorded your show on my camera Saturday night like a drunk ass and am still planning on putting it on youtube but I took the video vertically and am not sure it can be posted. Anyway I have one of your JMH13 bracelets on and I though hey I should check out your website. I notice one of your pictures were from Costa Rica. My wife and I are planning on going there in February, being from WI you defiantly need the warm weather at that time of the year. Just wondering if you could share any wisdom you have of Costa Rica. Anything helps, loved your show and will definately be back
April 11, 2009
You are f?cking funny, Keep it up brother. I look forward to Irish Kevins every time I make to Key West.
April 11, 2009
Why is it that a silly blonde loves to watch your show? Never a dull moment! I'm sure to return again, stay cool. Smoking is a terrible habit :(
March 29, 2009
I was in Key West this February for my 21st birthday and was walking down Duvall Street and found Irish Kevin's spent my whole night there! JMH you are the best entertainer ever!!! You are hilarious and a great singer, so original! I wanted to thank you for making my time and my 21st birthday the best ever! Can't wait until my next trip in June hope to catch your show again! Thanks again!
March 25, 2009
I saw your show at Irish Kevin's on St. Patrick's Day. Awesome!!! You need to come to Texas!!! :)
March 23, 2009
Came down the weekend of March 21, 2009. We are starting a boy band.. HA.. Check out this cool ninja shit.
www.realultimatepower.net You are awesome bro. See you next time!
February 19, 2009
Fantastic show on wednesday. my gilrfriends and i were dying! you are hilarious. SHE WANTS ME!!!
January 30, 2009
JMH...We are comin back in March for spring break...don't know if u remember we were there for the bachelor party a few years ago...yager bombs out of ash trays????? ring a bell bro??? we're comin back for 10 days...see ya sooon bro...
January 19, 2009
As usual, the man is still the man..had a great time seeing you last weekend ! Someone said I was..Irish Kevin..Friday night!
January 5, 2009
I saw you Friday and Saturday January 2 & 3 and the shows were fantastic. Crowd wasn't so hot Saturday but you were great. Hope you make it up to New England sometime, I'll bring a big crowd with me if you do.
January 3, 2009
Saw you before Christmas at Irish Kevins - and just wanted to say you were fantastic. Shame we had to leave because of the Scottish football hooligans!!!
December 12, 2008
We were just down there last week (Dec 2-6) and my husband has not stopped saying "Shalom Motherfucker!" You were awesome--we didn't even make it to Margaritaville, but did see you 2 nights in a row!!
November 4, 2008
Hey Jared! My friends and I saw your show on Halloween. It was my first time in Key West. I was there for work but ended up at Irish Kevin's. I hope you had a good night after you left the bar we went to! I picked up your CD "Wish You Were Here". It is very good. It was nice to meet you :)
October 28, 2008
JMH, laughed our asses off in April when my wife and I saw you. We brought back a crew of friends in Sept. They are still laughing (and still hammered too!) Be Cool, see you soon.
October 26, 2008
JMH, your Air Force boys just stoppin in to let ya know we'll be back down there in March...can't wait bro, always a good time in the Keys...
October 9, 2008
Hey Jared, I gave up my trip to Key West to go to Vegas and what a mistake this is turning out to be. Wish I was coming there instead. I'm never giving up on my Key West trips again!!! See you next year.
October 8, 2008
Way to kick ass Jared! Glad to see that someone else made it out of evansville!!!
August 28, 2008
dude, so funny i pissed out my ass. u better hit us up when do the speakeasy in srq. "I'm the honky with the donkey." Shalom mfer
August 25, 2008
i realize that the previous comment is spam. but i cannot bring myself to delete it, seeing as how the first phrase of nonsense was "harry potter."
August 25, 2008
harry potter buffy the vampire slayergold digger remix hewes boatichatucknee
August 25, 2008
Dude your show fucking rocked, cant wait to see you perform again. True fuckin genisus. You are the man, but I am the mother fucking "Ninja" Watch Me Touch My Toes Mother Fucka. Shalom
August 15, 2008
you are the man. best entertainer i have ever seen live. need to learn how to drink tho- i only counted 19 pints. shalom!!!
July 28, 2008
You need jesus, motherfucker...Sholam...you're the man MJ.
Pat & Kristi
July 20, 2008
Yo! We went and saw your show (for the 100th time) this past weekend. Thanks for getting Kristi up on stage for her birthday last night! Great pictures for the "TRAVELS" album!!!
July 19, 2008
YOOOOOO mofo! are going to be on stage in sept? Me & my friends are coming down, wanna see you perform, Please post your dates u will be on stage. show me your motherfuckin titties! domino
The Irish Curse
June 4, 2008
Headed down tomorrow for a few nights. Hopefully, you be on stage at Irish Kevin's Mother Fucker!
May 27, 2008
Dude... you rock!!
See ya soon!
May 26, 2008
Good stuff man! Saw you at Irish Kevins in Key West the first week of May. Hope you've been using the "minivan" joke we showed ya! See ya again soon!
The Boys from Scotland
May 25, 2008
Fucking quality man, one of the funniest shows we've ever seen! Joke about the chicken and the donkey is superb! Where can I find your Irish toast, is it somewher on this website? Cheers for a top memorial weekend dude
May 9, 2008
Saw you again on April 29th and 30th. I was the one that you shined the light on and then called the "Gay Bowler" because of my striped shirt. Great shows. You are one of the main reasons that we come to Key West. "No Shit"
April 21, 2008
Just thinking back to the days of getting lit, lit, lit...,chasing Roosters across your roof in the early dawn hours, tackling parked town cars, getting pissed on by Furious, and cigars at sunset...good to hear you're back in action. Say hi to Tanya and little J-Rod...cheers
April 17, 2008
Shalom, Motherfucker. Increbible shows on April 4th and 5th at Irish Kevin's. Your wit and drinking ability were unmatchable. Great hangin out after the friday show as well. get your ass back to the Tampa Bay area and tear it up here. We need a great talent in Tampa
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April 15, 2008
To the man, myth and legend of KW and Irish Kevin's. FtL Rugby returns for 2 nights only. May 2nd and 3rd. Can't wait.
PS - All the stuff I said before was BS.